The Fitness Industry is Insulting You!

Sep 19, 2013

And they are insulting you EVERYDAY!  I'm honestly offended when I read headlines like this:

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Get six-pack abs NOW.  Open up the magazine to page 40, and POOF! the Magical Ab Genie appears out of nowhere, waves her magical kale leaf and sprinkles some whey protein on you, and your once embarrassing, soft, pathetic midsection DISAPPEARS and in its place is a flat, rock-hard piece of art.

 

Don't believe me?  The Magical Ab Genie actually visited me yesterday:

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(these pictures REALLY were taken FIVE seconds apart)

(But if you read my last blog, then you'll know how I really feel about before/after pics)

What do YOU think about these ridiculous headlines and claims that the fitness industry makes?  Please share in the comments below!

 


 

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